MAGAts UNITE! Buy my steaks 🥩
Washington, DC
Joined on 9 January, 2021
I will hereby #pardon every #MAGATerrorist who donated $500 to my defense fund - I MEAN “CAMPAIGN”. I accept Venmo, PayPal, or Taj Mahal casino chips.
A peaceful transition? Yes, but be forewarned @JoeBiden I haven’t flushed the oval shitter since Election Day...
Fake News is reporting I’ve been “impeached” again, whatever that means. Been there, done that. Not impressed. #ImpeachmentDay
I WILL NOT RESIGN! Instead I will ride this train wreck to the bitter end like I did with Trump Steaks (nom nom nom) and Trump University. Until then, I have golf to play. FORE!!! #TrumpResign #ImpeachandRemove #WorstPresidentEver #TrumpTrain #trainwreck
FEELING CUTE. MIGHT DELETE LATER IDK #trump #Trump2020 #DubaiHereIcome
SOMETHING HUGE COMING ON JAN 8th... No, wait. It’s just gas #WeAreTrump
It was #GoodbyeTwitter till #Parler took a shit. I picked the WRONG day to start a high fiber diet...
FUCK. WHERE’S JAKE ANGELI WHEN YOU REALLY NEED HIM??? #JakeAngeli #wipemyQ
ONE OF YOU MAGATS HUCK SOME BABY WIPES OVER THE FENCE
MIKE IM IN THE OVAL SHITTER AND IM OUT OF PAPER!!! @VP
IVE GOT MORE SOUL THAN @CoryBooker HAS IN HIS MIDDLE FINGER. I KNOW, CUZ HE SHOWED ME HIS MIDDLE FINGER 🖕 #Trump2020
ALL YOU #MAGATerrorists DM ME SO I CAN PARDON YOU. UNFAIR!!!
EVEN THE LOSERS AT PARLER DON’T WANT ME NOW, SO YOUR’E STUCK WITH ME @TWITTER. WHERE MY MAGATS AT?!? #MAGAFOREVER #MAGATerrorism #MAGAIsCancelled #Parler #Twitter #DeleteTrumpsTwitter
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