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jessa_barton

jessa

are you ready for another bad poem? • she/her

la la land

Joined on 26 November, 2017

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Replying to @MaryLemak: Will getting rid of billionaires fix the issue of wealth inequality?? No.
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getting rid of Elon Musk fixes the issue of E…

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Replying to @MaryLemak: Disney adults are the best example of the systematic issues with capitalism

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Quoted @MaryLemak

starting my own religion it’s called mind your own business

in honor of her birthday, let’s revisit some of mary’s greatest tweets

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Quick update! My pride is gone

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what if i never create art that effects people the way art has effected me 😐😐 then what is the point??

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Replying to @et_ark: “what is grief if not love persevering” what a line. what a fucking line. i will be angry for the rest of my life that i did no…

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Replying to @MatthewKBegbie: Chekhov writing a gun into the first act of a play

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Replying to @celinesciamma: I’m hotter than everyone on Seinfeld except Kramer and Elaine, I’m equally hot as Kramer and less hot than Elaine

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I’m hotter than everyone on Seinfeld except Kramer and Elaine, I’m equally hot as Kramer and less hot than Elaine

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“what is grief if not love persevering” what a line. what a fucking line. i will be angry for the rest of my life that i did not write this line

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check in on your local wanda stans today. they will need it.

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Replying to @apolobelvedere: i hate it when adults do the whole “it only gets worse from here!” thing. my life will be dream-like forever because i’…

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Replying to @hhsgrp: “Scene 1: Boddy Manor”

Kent Schneider plays the Narrator in GRP’s latest production.

Come see our Stay At Home Performance of…

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“Scene 1: Boddy Manor”

Kent Schneider plays the Narrator in GRP’s latest production.

Come see our Stay At Home Performance of Clue on February 27th at 11am, $8 per ticket. A recording will be sold on demand as well! Get your tickets with the links below!⬇️

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also worth noting that this was an ad for mustard butter. not mustard. not butter. both, at the same time. in a jar. dark times.

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looking through magazines from 1942 and between all the crippling anxiety over ww2 and the blatant racism i found hot dan the mustard man

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wandavision and a show tomorrow my body is at Peak Anxiety

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Replying to @ND0ULS: @PFHOP20 if gender and sex are the same thing then i had gender with ur mom last night

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@PFHOP20 if gender and sex are the same thing then i had gender with ur mom last night

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Chekhov writing a gun into the first act of a play

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Quoted @plazaspupils

her eyes are so beautiful and her pupils are so small

there really is a twitter account for everything huh

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may i present: some of the reviews under the itunes version of agatha all along

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i hate it when adults do the whole “it only gets worse from here!” thing. my life will be dream-like forever because i’ll make it. and my heart will never harden because i’ll do the work of keeping it soft. joy isn’t reserved to youth and you won’t convince me it is.

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Quoted @onlychloexhalle

Ok y’all who’s winning

Replying to @koryspectrum: all baymax gotta say is "I am here to help" and she gon break down in tears

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Why do so many cats have extra toes. No one addresses this problem. Never seen a dog w extra toes.

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all baymax gotta say is "I am here to help" and she gon break down in tears

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Disney adults are the best example of the systematic issues with capitalism

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Will getting rid of billionaires fix the issue of wealth inequality?? No.
but
getting rid of Elon Musk fixes the issue of Elon Musk

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