Please hold your applause until the end of the tweet.
NJ
Joined on 16 June, 2009
Some BREAKING news, amirite?
Quoted @TMobile
#GivingTuesday is all about sharing a little good.
Join us by using #CaptureKindness in a tweet until 12/4. For each one, we’ll donate 100 meals* to @FeedingAmerica (up to 10 million meals).
*$1 provides at least 10 meals. Min donation $100K.
#CaptureKindness so T-Mobile will donate $10 to Feeding America.
Quoted @MrsSteveMOBrien
What's your weakest claim to fame? I once dated the cousin of someone who played a cat nun on Doctor Who.
Whitney Houston’s gravesite is about 100 yards from my house. AMA.
to learn your rights. #ScreamHere
$1 for every tweet with that hashtag goes to the ACLU.
Quoted @InsiderFood
There's really no limit to what you can find in a Fat Sandwich. Each one is packed with fried, like chicken fingers and mozzarella sticks 🧀
Make mine a Fat Cat - one double cheeseburger, lettuce, tomato, mayo, ketchup, & fries (not on the side; in the sandwich).
"So God if you're above, and it's orphans that you love, then please help the porcupine I chose..."
Replying to @sbg1: The one-month anniversary of this tweet:
WHOLE FAMILY:
MY 6 YEAR OLD: So we saw a video on how they make dogs.
WHOLE FAMILY: 😳
MY SIX YEAR OLD: Yeah, turns out it's really easy!
Quoted @feldamundo
is on Twitter until it's no longer cool. See also Friendster, Myspace, & Blogger.
One decade on Twitter! I feel smarter?
Replying to @ConanOBrien: FUN FACT: no facts are actually fun!
Quoted @OriginalFunko
RT & follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to win a Bob Ross Pop! PEZ! @PEZCandyUSA
Finally Bob gets his due.
Quoted @reeses
No tricks here. Trade in your Halloween candy for Reese's candy. What'd you expect from the GOAT of Halloween?! #ReesesCandyConverter #NotSorry
Gotta hand it to my rivals at Reese’s. This is smart marketing.
According to CNBC, the new Echo Auto can call your hoe.
Venn diagrams make everything clearer.
#PrimeDay workaround: use , not the main Amazon site, to avoid the glitches and access the Prime Day deals.
H/T to the Amazon employee who sent me that tip.
Innovative AF indeed. Great to hear @boughb fire up the crowd at #commercemarketing today.
Early contender for most random headline of 2018
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