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Colby Porter

Production Assistant (he/him) Father of two great puppies and video game enthusiast.

Victoria, B.C

Joined on 17 August, 2010

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Replying to @TessaPaisa: I literally cannot breathe SKSKSKSKSKKSA the apple alarm is so violent

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Replying to @RickKackis: When you see other Destiny players make fun of Destiny 2,

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When people who don't play Destiny do it https://t.co/3Xoe11…

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When you see other Destiny players make fun of Destiny 2,

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When people who don't play Destiny do it

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I literally cannot breathe SKSKSKSKSKKSA the apple alarm is so violent

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Replying to @draw_gregory: Sometimes when I disagree with a tweet I think oh I disagree with this tweet and then I keep scrolling. Do people know ab…

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Replying to @KaylaAncrum: Thinking about a girl from camp 15 years ago called Xiu whose name this other girl named Brittany refused to pronounce and…

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Sometimes when I disagree with a tweet I think oh I disagree with this tweet and then I keep scrolling. Do people know about this feature?

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Replying to @AscendantNomad: "I'm tired of going in circles when I don't know where the problem is coming from." - @Aztecross

Nailed it on the hea…

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Quoted @SierraX07

@SolarFlairYT finds hidden Golden Age Curse | #Destiny2
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#destinythegame #uwu #owo

Replying to @SivaTechFromXB: OwO

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"I'm tired of going in circles when I don't know where the problem is coming from." - @Aztecross

Nailed it on the head.

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Thinking about a girl from camp 15 years ago called Xiu whose name this other girl named Brittany refused to pronounce and gave her the nickname “sunny” and how Xiu, as revenge, decided to pretend she couldn’t pronounce Brittany and called her “Bing Bong” instead.

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Replying to @HarronWawker: phallic design is dead. long live hole.

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Replying to @Nargacutie: if you ever notice my insecurity or depression acting up grab me by the back of the head and gently press my face against t…

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Quoted @designboom

hayri atak proposes the striking, sinuous 'sarcostyle tower' for the new york skyline

phallic design is dead. long live hole.

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if you ever notice my insecurity or depression acting up grab me by the back of the head and gently press my face against this post

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Replying to @GreggyBennett: The White House at noon

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The White House at noon

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Replying to @Bolverk15: they key to a healthy mental state while browsing twitter dot com

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Replying to @joegoroth: Last year, I said Destiny's Best Days are ahead. Seeing what's coming, I believe this more than ever. But we have work to do…

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Last year, I said Destiny's Best Days are ahead. Seeing what's coming, I believe this more than ever. But we have work to do to get there. 2021 is going to be a little different for Destiny. Taking some time to validate our plans, but expect a state of Destiny 2021 next season.

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Replying to @lukeisamazing: I originally made this Moleman template back in June for Cuomo's ominous tweet billboard

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Replying to @Thomas_Simmons_: If "high schoolers" are bad labor and don't deserve $15 an hour then why is the government so heavily recruiting them…

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they key to a healthy mental state while browsing twitter dot com

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I originally made this Moleman template back in June for Cuomo's ominous tweet billboard

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If "high schoolers" are bad labor and don't deserve $15 an hour then why is the government so heavily recruiting them for the military?

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Replying to @SpaceXBelle: My therapist just told me, “If you’re ALWAYS having to be the bigger person, maybe you shouldn’t be around so many little…

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Replying to @VixiVulpixel: "If Sinnoh remakes look just like SwSh, I'm quitting Pokemon!!!"

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Replying to @RickKackis: This Tweet from a Bungie Dev is one of the main reasons I thought Sunsetting might actually work.

But if we don't get thes…

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This Tweet from a Bungie Dev is one of the main reasons I thought Sunsetting might actually work.

But if we don't get these weapons that "sh*t on everything" REALLY SOON...

...I'm off the sunsetting train for good.

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"If Sinnoh remakes look just like SwSh, I'm quitting Pokemon!!!"

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My therapist just told me, “If you’re ALWAYS having to be the bigger person, maybe you shouldn’t be around so many little people.”

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Replying to @Nilkski_: LMAO men are so fragile 😭😭😭😭🥱

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LMAO men are so fragile 😭😭😭😭🥱

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