de-motivational speaker / I tested positively toward negative
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Joined on 11 May, 2009
http://chrissyteigen.info/links
I’m not kidding. The women who stopped black people from doing basically anything, the Trader Joe’s mask freakers, all the Karens.
Without a doubt: Karens
This is so sweet and kind but even my depressed mind knows 35 is *not* old lol
he’s a raging liberal with a gun license who ranks pot pies. just a fair warning if u follow him from this
my dad is yelling at Amazon on Twitter help
Replying to @nisipisa: we gotta get this goddamn vaccine
I really know I have an incredible life though, I promise I do. It’s just my brain and body are screwy right now. I know I am insanely lucky!
never exactly been a birthday gal but this one is gonna be a rough one. it’ll be exactly 2 months since Jack and I’ll prob get my first period since annnnnd I have double therapies that day hoo fuckin rayyyyyyy 🎉 !!!!
Quoted @AP_Planner
Monday's birthdays: Billy Idol (65), Ben Stiller (55), Chrissy Teigen (35), Ridley Scott (83), Elisha Cuthbert (38)
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
barefoot dreams makes pants and they’re great but it’s hard for me to have putting-on-pants energy. But lucky for my depression I have just discovered they make a kaftan so I’ll be here til the vaccine
we gotta get this goddamn vaccine
I’m not tweeting much because I’m honestly in a bit of a grief depression hole but do not worry as I have so much help around me to get better and I’ll be fixed soon. they’ll call when im better and ready for pickup and u can swing by and grab me ok? thank u and love you!
Ronald McDonald House Charities gives families the ability to be near their sick children while they are enduring their hospital stays. I posted on insta and an incredible amount of people are sharing their own RMHC experiences. ♥️ so much love to you all.
Quoted @mvalinski
Thank you, @chrissyteigen and @johnlegend for your support for @rmhc. If you want to support #RMHC too, post a photo of the RMHC heart on social with the hashtag #HereForRMHC AND @McDonalds will donate $100 in your name!
It is such an incredible initiative (100 million!) and we are proud to be even a small part of it. The hashtag works both here and Instagram!
this would be my new favorite song even if I weren’t not having sex with john
fire lip, we missed you! (tom ford - flame) I’m not good with holiday reds, need more orangey red! (please don’t yell at me for this vanity post honestly I’m v sensitive right now)
I have come to realize that absolutely every human on earth is from Ohio
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