de-motivational speaker
couch
Joined on 11 May, 2009
http://chrissyteigen.info/links
please stop sending me the spaghetti-o's in a frozen pie crust video. it was only made to rile you up and you are riled!
Quoted @caitlincarrickm
@chrissyteigen @AdeenaSussman this is the kinda energy i want to see in cravings 3... no cute anecdotes before recipes only irrational rage
Ooo girl you’re in for a TREAT!
lmao @AdeenaSussman what if I WAS done
A fight over high jewelry, a term I have never even heard before, is just what I need this fine evening
I feel so bad actually using the automated email replies. I always follow-up and out myself as having used it and apologize. I did the same when I had a fake ID
u guys really know how to fuck a person up, I'll tell you that much. I got it, I got it. you have drilled it into my head and I legitimately know that was a shit take. I promise. Iiiiiiii am gonna go now!
it is sooooo much easier, emotionally, to just never ever talk. because then I don't beat myself up after! im gonna get my assistant to set up a fake creedthoughts dot com a la Ryan for me
sometimes I try to be nice and honest and even that is wrong and it's confusing and I don't know what to sayyyyyy. I promise I still think they very much suck. I care too much about making everyone happy for this app! how did I get here man oh man
Quoted @bettyb00p00
@chrissyteigen Ma’am .... you are absolutely mistaken with this take. Any praise, at all, for a racist & evil birther is completely misguided.
honestly, you are right.
I love my @cravings social team so much
A miracle if my potus follow lasts the full four years
Feels like the appropriate time to share @AlUCanEatShrimp’s latest work. Beautiful
Yes, with diff hair! Hair fail, not vail fail!
Doug is and always has been, the shit
Quoted @Sethrogen
@tedcruz Haha get fucked fascist. Go encourage a white supremacist insurrection again you fucking clown.
I just want potus to see this lol
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