chrissy teigen ( @chrissyteigen ) Twitter Profile


chrissy teigen

de-motivational speaker / I tested positively toward negative


Joined on 11 May, 2009

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Arrivederci , bucatini al pesto!

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I’m not kidding. The women who stopped black people from doing basically anything, the Trader Joe’s mask freakers, all the Karens.

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Quoted @TIME

Who should be TIME’s Person of the Year for 2020? Cast your vote for #TIMEPOY here:

Without a doubt: Karens

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Quoted @hausofilia

Someone tell me how @chrissyteigen is in her mid 30s, that woman doesn’t age 🤯🔥

This is so sweet and kind but even my depressed mind knows 35 is *not* old lol

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he’s a raging liberal with a gun license who ranks pot pies. just a fair warning if u follow him from this

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there’s so many more than this lol

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my dad is yelling at Amazon on Twitter help

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Replying to @nisipisa: we gotta get this goddamn vaccine

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I really know I have an incredible life though, I promise I do. It’s just my brain and body are screwy right now. I know I am insanely lucky!

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never exactly been a birthday gal but this one is gonna be a rough one. it’ll be exactly 2 months since Jack and I’ll prob get my first period since annnnnd I have double therapies that day hoo fuckin rayyyyyyy 🎉 !!!!

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Quoted @AP_Planner

Monday's birthdays: Billy Idol (65), Ben Stiller (55), Chrissy Teigen (35), Ridley Scott (83), Elisha Cuthbert (38)


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barefoot dreams makes pants and they’re great but it’s hard for me to have putting-on-pants energy. But lucky for my depression I have just discovered they make a kaftan so I’ll be here til the vaccine

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Quoted @roxxyhaze

Soooo Nemo daddy wasn’t fine to nobody else? 👀

we gotta get this goddamn vaccine

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I’m not tweeting much because I’m honestly in a bit of a grief depression hole but do not worry as I have so much help around me to get better and I’ll be fixed soon. they’ll call when im better and ready for pickup and u can swing by and grab me ok? thank u and love you!

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Sorry forgot I’m trying to be nicer lol

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Ronald McDonald House Charities gives families the ability to be near their sick children while they are enduring their hospital stays. I posted on insta and an incredible amount of people are sharing their own RMHC experiences. ♥️ so much love to you all.

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Quoted @mvalinski

Thank you, @chrissyteigen and @johnlegend for your support for @rmhc. If you want to support #RMHC too, post a photo of the RMHC heart on social with the hashtag #HereForRMHC AND @McDonalds will donate $100 in your name!

It is such an incredible initiative (100 million!) and we are proud to be even a small part of it. The hashtag works both here and Instagram!

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this would be my new favorite song even if I weren’t not having sex with john

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fire lip, we missed you! (tom ford - flame) I’m not good with holiday reds, need more orangey red! (please don’t yell at me for this vanity post honestly I’m v sensitive right now)

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I have come to realize that absolutely every human on earth is from Ohio

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