I tweet humor and whatever I want because fuck you ~ π Chef, Artist, Writer, Gamer, Musician, Comedian, Realist, Cybernetic Hobo, Unapologetic Nerd-(He/Him)
Between CHI and STL, USA
Joined on 14 March, 2011
I had to get sassy with three assholes who were obvs doing instacart type orders, in a row against the flow, taking so long that 1-2 other people followed them. I pantomimed the arrow directions and these fuckers tried to talk smack back. I had to gtfo before sauce jar met faceπ€¬
It's been a fucking year, people. Follow the goddamn arrows in the grocery aisles or try your way in traffic. Your call.
Once more into the breach... I slept through my normal "too early for other people" grocery window, so now I must carry the burden and walk amongst all the other assholes.
Replying to @georgehahn: I love this one.
Because sometimes youβve got to use up some eggs, the correct way π
Replying to @AOC: You could just vote βnoβ instead of trying to get out of work early.
And you should probably stop using those hashtags because woβ¦
Post an image of yourself as the final boss without downloading any new pics π
Quoted @mtgreenee
I just made a motion to adjourn in order to give every Member of Congress time to rethink destroying #WomensRights and #WomensSports and #ReligiousFreedom before voting for the #EqualityAct!
You could just vote βnoβ instead of trying to get out of work early.
And you should probably stop using those hashtags because womenβs rights include trans women. βπ½π³οΈββ§οΈπ
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