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Just George Oh πŸ₯

I tweet humor and whatever I want because fuck you ~ 🌊 Chef, Artist, Writer, Gamer, Musician, Comedian, Realist, Cybernetic Hobo, Unapologetic Nerd-(He/Him)

Between CHI and STL, USA

Joined on 14 March, 2011

http://paypal.me/JungleGeo

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I had to get sassy with three assholes who were obvs doing instacart type orders, in a row against the flow, taking so long that 1-2 other people followed them. I pantomimed the arrow directions and these fuckers tried to talk smack back. I had to gtfo before sauce jar met face🀬

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It's been a fucking year, people. Follow the goddamn arrows in the grocery aisles or try your way in traffic. Your call.

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Once more into the breach... I slept through my normal "too early for other people" grocery window, so now I must carry the burden and walk amongst all the other assholes.

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Replying to @georgehahn: I love this one.

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I love this one.

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Because sometimes you’ve got to use up some eggs, the correct way 😎

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Replying to @AOC: You could just vote β€œno” instead of trying to get out of work early.

And you should probably stop using those hashtags because wo…

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Quoted @ProfessorFrenzy

Post an image of yourself as the final boss without downloading new pics.

Post an image of yourself as the final boss without downloading any new pics πŸ˜†

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Quoted @mtgreenee

I just made a motion to adjourn in order to give every Member of Congress time to rethink destroying #WomensRights and #WomensSports and #ReligiousFreedom before voting for the #EqualityAct!

You could just vote β€œno” instead of trying to get out of work early.

And you should probably stop using those hashtags because women’s rights include trans women. βœŒπŸ½πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ’œ

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