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Brian Rosenworcel

I hit drums with my hands for Guster. I advocate for sensible gun reform. #RESISTANCE is not futile.

Brooklyn, NY

Joined on 29 March, 2015

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Quoted @runchrvnda

part two for those who want to see. they didnt show the cutting part 💀

FINE, here's part two:

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I’m getting MAGA vibes from this woman

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Quoted @runchrvnda

put her in jail RIGHT NOW

I am obsessed with this video

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Replying to @AshleyRParker: No, iPhone, in the year of our Lord 2021 — after the year of our Lord 2020 — I never mean “ducking.”

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No, iPhone, in the year of our Lord 2021 — after the year of our Lord 2020 — I never mean “ducking.”

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I made a bunch of percussive sounds this summer with my doppelganger and drummer friend @DFareed -- they're released today from @splice on their Field and Foley label. Check it out it's called "Barn Percussion" and my chickens are sampled on it!
#blaireerskine

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Quoted @b_fung

NEW: President Biden has designated FCC Commissioner Jessica Rosenworcel as acting FCC chair, according to an agency release.

Way to go, sis!

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Quoted @seanspicer

Tale of two briefings: Jen Psaki treated much differently by press than Sean Spicer

So. Much. Whining.

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Replying to @Bowl_of_Worcel: @RexChapman Start the shot with Garth and then cue a close-up of Mitch on the word "wretch"

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Replying to @RebeccaBuck: There are two types of winter people. I’m a Janet Yellen.

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Replying to @nick_sawhney: I made a website where you can put bernie in places using google maps street view. Enjoy!

https:…

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There are two types of winter people. I’m a Janet Yellen.

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I made a website where you can put bernie in places using google maps street view. Enjoy!

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@RexChapman Start the shot with Garth and then cue a close-up of Mitch on the word "wretch"

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Garth Brooks and George W Bush lip-kissing was definitely the most unexpected moment of the inauguration. It’s still technically a Lip Kiss if one participant is wearing a mask, GWB, we all know that trick.

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Quoted @JoJoFromJerz

Who else did the math?
For me it was my kids.
My 7 year old son would be 11.
But that seemed so old.
My baby girl would be 7.
But that seemed impossible.
And now we are here.
The year we imagined is here.
And it’s so crazy to think we did it.
That we made it.
Somehow.
But we did.

I did the math, Jo! I would be 47 years old by the time we could reverse this mistake. Seemed elderly to me.

And here we are. I got gray in my beard but at least I'm not waiting til I'm 51.

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Quoted @NikkiHaley

Let’s commit to change this...❤️
“People fail to get along because they fear each other; they fear each other because they don’t know each other; they don’t know each other because they have not communicated with each other.” ~Martin Luther King, Jr

Nikki Haley is someone I don't want to hear quoting MLK today.

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Replying to @KeshaRose: 🦀🐬🦭🐬🦀 @twittorio thanks for letting me steal yo glasses. and making me feel purty 🧜🏻‍♀️🧜🏻‍♀️

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🦀🐬🦭🐬🦀 @twittorio thanks for letting me steal yo glasses. and making me feel purty 🧜🏻‍♀️🧜🏻‍♀️

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Replying to @MollyJongFast: Thou shall incur a primary challenge from the President dimwitted Spawn.
Thou shall lose thy primary. Presidential spaw…

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Quoted @marcorubio

Let the words of my mouth be acceptable,the thoughts of my heart before you, LORD, my rock and my redeemer.

Psalms 19:15

Thou shall incur a primary challenge from the President dimwitted Spawn.
Thou shall lose thy primary. Presidential spawn will then be shellacked by Val Demings. And so it is written and so it shall be.

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Quoted @DavidBegnaud

BREAKING: “I thought I was following my president. I thought I was following what we were called to do. He asked us to fly there. So I was doing was he asked us to do.”
That’s TX realtor Jenna Ryan who was arrested today by FBI after being at the D.C. riot

As my parents would say: "If he'd asked you to jump off a bridge, would you have done it?"

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My son Marshal likes baked beans so I just opened a can, heated them up, and served them up for dinner.

Pretty lazy dinner. I'm not the best dad in the world, but I'm not the worst either.

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Sunday, 7:30am. I am waiting for Donald Trump to wake up and start tweeting, so I can zing him with a crushing reply. Wake up Donnie. REFRESH. REFRESH. What has become of me. #Twitter

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