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Joined on 30 July, 2009
Quoted @EliStokols
Trump’s 1776 Commission says historians pointing out the paradox of a nation founded on the idea of freedom denying freedom to Black people “has done enormous damage” to “our civic unity and social fabric.”
"Telling the truth about the country makes people realize we've been lying this whole time."
Quoted @SheaSerrano
if anyone manages to get any work at all done before wednesday of this week you gotta put them in the hall of fame no questions asked
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Replying to @brianstelter: "One part of the bedroom set-up will be markedly different with the Bidens than it was for the Trumps: the Bidens will be…
Quoted @marycjordan
Trump was particularly upset to learn Lady Gaga, Jennifer Lopez, Tom Hanks and other stars agreed to perform for Biden’s inaugural when Hollywood celebrities shunned him in 2016.
Replying to @Raiuchi_Kaiser: COLOURED PHOTOS BC THIS SHIT WASN'T THAT FUCKING LONG AGO.
"One part of the bedroom set-up will be markedly different with the Bidens than it was for the Trumps: the Bidens will be sharing a bedroom."
Quoted @Journo_Christal
NEW: In a text to me just now, @laurenboebert denied this allegation made on CNN by @RepCohen that she led a tour before the Capitol attack.
“I did not give any tours between Jan 3rd and 6th,” Boebert says.
Weird she wants to keep her job NOW after she was like KILL MY BOSS just last week.
Replying to @ambermruffin: I have sung this song all day every day since we sang it on the show. I can’t stop. I’m trying and I can’t.
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Replying to @morninggloria: 💁♀️ that's because melania trump is an asshole. 💁♀️
Morning news people: You actually don't have to interview Josh Hawley about his "book" or "manifesto" when it comes out. We actually don't care and his base doesn't read.
Quoted @nytimes
Regnery Publishing, a conservative publishing house, says it will publish Senator Josh Hawley’s book after it was dropped by Simon & Schuster in the wake of assault on the Capitol.
Replying to @mariskreizman:
Replying to @bourbonbay: I wish George Floyd was asked nicely. I wish Breonna Taylor was asked nicely. I wish Trayvon Martin was asked nicely. I wis…
Replying to @FunTeedy: Over 53 years ago...
Why white people never use this Dr. MLK, Jr quote?
Quoted @RachelHeine
QT with a photo of you that somebody else has taken. Selfies are not allowed. It can be old or new but ideally one that really captures you.
QT with a photo of you that somebody else has taken. Selfies are not allowed. It can be old or new but ideally one that really captures you.
Replying to @EvelKneidel: Remembering the only tweet that matters.
Replying to @Public_Citizen: You stormed out of an NFL game because players peacefully took a knee.
Replying to @WendyMolyneux: I just wanna make sure I say bye bitch and rot in hell to @IvankaTrump since she’s the only Trump child who hasn’t block…
Quoted @PeterAlexander
“Melania Trump will become the first modern first lady not to invite the woman who will replace her to the White House for a walk-through of the private living quarters on the second and third floors.”
💁♀️ that's because melania trump is an asshole. 💁♀️
Quoted @Mike_Pence
Today we honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a giant of the Civil Rights Movement who called on our Nation to live up to the highest ideals of our founding. We pay tribute to the incredible life & accomplishments of Dr. King & his memory will inspire us for generations to come.
You stormed out of an NFL game because players peacefully took a knee.
Remembering the only tweet that matters.
COLOURED PHOTOS BC THIS SHIT WASN'T THAT FUCKING LONG AGO.
I have sung this song all day every day since we sang it on the show. I can’t stop. I’m trying and I can’t.
I just wanna make sure I say bye bitch and rot in hell to @IvankaTrump since she’s the only Trump child who hasn’t blocked me! I hope you are hounded all your days, monster!
I wish George Floyd was asked nicely. I wish Breonna Taylor was asked nicely. I wish Trayvon Martin was asked nicely. I wish Philando Castile was asked nicely. I wish Eric Garner was asked nicely. I wish Michael Brown was asked nicely. I wish Tamir Rice was asked nicely. I wish..
Quoted @ComedyCentral
Pattycake has gotten waaay more intense since you last played it. @AkilahObviously @MintMilana
Weird how this is always relevant.
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