@catturd2 Profile picture Catturd ™

@catturd2

 1 day ago

Dr Fauci's Tuesday schedule ...

10 a.m. - make a ridiculous statement.
11 a.m. - contradict his 10 a.m. statement.
2 p.m. - contradict his 11 a.m. statement.
5 p.m. - contradict his 2 p.m. statement
8 p.m. - contradict his 5 p.m. statement

Repeat the following day. 👉🤡

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@Digikek2 Profile picture Rider4.0

@Digikek2

 1 day ago

@catturd2 Wear 6 masks until the cameras are off.....smdh

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@catturd2 And squint the entire time reading prompter

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@catturd2 Get on as many news shows as possible and make sure Brad Pitt plays him in the movie

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@catturd2 Any thoughts?

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@catturd2 he gets another raise in there, somewhere too right?

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@catturd2 @ThruTheHayes

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@BeerGeek40 Profile picture Ken

@BeerGeek40

 1 day ago

@catturd2 Dont' forget his 8:30 dart throwing session followed by warm milk before bedtime

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@JDot0219 Profile picture joe

@JDot0219

 1 day ago

@catturd2 hit em with the ole foochy boochy

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@JDot0219 Profile picture joe

@JDot0219

 1 day ago

@catturd2 Do love me some Fibbonaci BS

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I got caught peeing in a frat house parking lot in 4K by my friend #IGotCaught

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@jimmyfallon #IGotCaught standing on a chair, leaning over the fence, using a broken hockey stick trying to poach a delicious looking orange from my neighbors orange tree.

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BREAKING NEWS: $ADOM #IGotCaught @WilliamAston $LCLP $UPDC $OLVI #MWN

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#IGotCaught watching a guy get double fisted

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Went to traffic school for a speeding ticket hoping to avoid rate spike on parents auto insurance. Walked in the room and dear old dad was taking the same class. Busted...both of us! #IGotCaught

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#IGotCaught dancing with my cat in the kitchen because my girlfriend saw it over our home security camera. 😸🕺

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We found out a couple in our building was moving and I didn’t have time to go to the store to buy them a going away present so I chose I wrapped gift from my wedding gifts pile and took it over - they opened it in front of us and inside was a card!! #IGotCaught

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