Dr Fauci's Tuesday schedule ...
10 a.m. - make a ridiculous statement.
11 a.m. - contradict his 10 a.m. statement.
2 p.m. - contradict his 11 a.m. statement.
5 p.m. - contradict his 2 p.m. statement
8 p.m. - contradict his 5 p.m. statement
Repeat the following day. 👉🤡
@catturd2 Get on as many news shows as possible and make sure Brad Pitt plays him in the movie
@catturd2 he gets another raise in there, somewhere too right?
@catturd2 Dont' forget his 8:30 dart throwing session followed by warm milk before bedtime
We found out a couple in our building was moving and I didn’t have time to go to the store to buy them a going away present so I chose I wrapped gift from my wedding gifts pile and took it over - they opened it in front of us and inside was a card!! #IGotCaught