Dr Fauci's Tuesday schedule ...
10 a.m. - make a ridiculous statement.
11 a.m. - contradict his 10 a.m. statement.
2 p.m. - contradict his 11 a.m. statement.
5 p.m. - contradict his 2 p.m. statement
8 p.m. - contradict his 5 p.m. statement
Repeat the following day. 👉🤡
@catturd2 Get on as many news shows as possible and make sure Brad Pitt plays him in the movie
@catturd2 he gets another raise in there, somewhere too right?
@catturd2 @ThruTheHayes
@bryanbrey
@NoahRevoy
@WesternRenaiss2
@njdigregorio
@LukeWeinhagen
@KevinTierney
@jwarrenprescott
@PsycheJujutsu
@curtdoolittle
@catturd2 Dont' forget his 8:30 dart throwing session followed by warm milk before bedtime
I got caught peeing in a frat house parking lot in 4K by my friend #IGotCaught
@jimmyfallon #IGotCaught standing on a chair, leaning over the fence, using a broken hockey stick trying to poach a delicious looking orange from my neighbors orange tree.
BREAKING NEWS: $ADOM #IGotCaught @WilliamAston $LCLP $UPDC $OLVI #MWN
Went to traffic school for a speeding ticket hoping to avoid rate spike on parents auto insurance. Walked in the room and dear old dad was taking the same class. Busted...both of us! #IGotCaught
@jimmyfallon ——> YOU ——> #IGotCaught 👀😁
#IGotCaught dancing with my cat in the kitchen because my girlfriend saw it over our home security camera. 😸🕺
We found out a couple in our building was moving and I didn’t have time to go to the store to buy them a going away present so I chose I wrapped gift from my wedding gifts pile and took it over - they opened it in front of us and inside was a card!! #IGotCaught
