@JediGryphon

#ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter to troll Donald Trump, but found Cat Twitter much more rewarding once I joined

@LauraRuthless

Trying to shorten my already gnat-like attention span. #ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

@home_withfamily

#ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter I don't sleep much and I like oreo cookies.

@xHECZx_SFV_MODS

#ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

To show my work 👻

@BillTwidder

Strictly to rag on @DeanBrowningPA for trying to act like a “black gay guy”. #ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

@AuntieEdible

I joined Twitter because of the Pandemic. I was Democratically MILF wilding in these streets and Twitter was not applicable to me before 2020. #ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

@swjp21

#ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter to vote for Jared in the TCA and he won😌

@kexplainsitall

I saw @ijustine join Twitter, so I joined Twitter. Then I convinced my best friend to join so I would have someone to tweet with lol #ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter