@erin05776625

@jimmyfallon I love going on a cruise ship but I get sea sick. My invention is a "no-cruise cruise". You go on the ship but it doesn't go anywhere, it stays in port. You spend the 3 nights on the ship eating the food, doing the activities and enjoying the amenities. #MyWorstInvention

@SocialDragon502

I invented the moon walk after I invented Michael Jackson, after I invented people after I invented the universe, after I invented Seinfeld

#MyWorstInvention

@zachary042603

@jimmyfallon In 8th grade I created a self drying towel rack for a project that sold for less then what it cost to make #MyWorstInvention

@AmbSueTay

@jimmyfallon As a kid I thought turkey made you sleepy so it was the solution for insomnia. I invented Sleepy Bird pillowcases. Just pillowcases that have pockets to fill with warm turkey to sniff and snack all night. I got zero investors. #MyWorstInvention

@TwinDadCanada

@jimmyfallon You crave a burger. You goto a restaurant & there’s a great description of another food which you impulse order instead. It’s good, but it’s not as good as the burger would have been.

That feeling that you would’ve gotten?
I dubbed it the “Hansen Feeling”. 😉
#MyWorstInvention

@rnb_001

Replying to @jimmyfallon: My friend would stick donut holes into the center of donuts and call it a "wholenut". #MyWorstInvention

@SillyKingDaddy

@jimmyfallon When I was 9 I tried to make popcorn in the gas oven's broiler. Technically it worked, but the smell lingered for years. #MyWorstInvention

@omegaworm

Edible Qtips for cats. "Use em and feed em to your cat! #MyWorstInvention