@funnyordie Profile picture Funny Or Die

@funnyordie

 1 month ago

Quoted @StephenKing

Sometimes I just...fucking...AMAZE myself.

when i get up before noon

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@KeepinItReal48 Profile picture Tara

@KeepinItReal48

 1 month ago

@funnyordie I hear that!

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@funnyordie Me After taking a large dump

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@funnyordie You would face a court martial for conduct unbecoming if you woke up any later than 3am in the North Pole. God bless and ho ho ho!

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@drapermd Profile picture Michael Draper

@drapermd

 1 month ago

@funnyordie The key to high self-esteem is setting the bar low!

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Pitié votez Marth ça fait 4 ans qu'il se fait cuck là c'est plus drôle

#FEChoose

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I picked Ashe in the Fire Emblem Heroes Choose Your Legends event because for some reason even though he placed in the top 10 males last year he was not added to feh.
#FEChoose

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Todos los años le doy un voto y este no iba a ser menos!

#FEChoose

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sI picked Samuel in the Fire Emblem Heroes Choose Your Legends event!
The top four Heroes will receive special versions, so vote for your favorite on the website now!

#FEChoose

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Justice for Anna.
#FEChoose #CYL5

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I want you to choose Robin (female) in the Fire Emblem Heroes Choose Your Legends event!
The top four Heroes will receive special versions, so vote for your favorite on the website now!

#FEChoose

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I picked Seteth in the Fire Emblem Heroes Choose Your Legends event!
The top four Heroes will receive special versions, so vote for your favorite on the website now!

#FEChoose

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I picked Lukas in the Fire Emblem Heroes Choose Your Legends event!
The top four Heroes will receive special versions, so vote for your favorite on the website now!

#FEChoose

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